how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like
do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake
or do you swing it around to air dry
I need to know
I feel like this was all one big misunderstanding but idk that’s a cute duck
I post mostly Supernatural, Doctor Who, and Sherlock (plus the fandoms on my about page), and other things I find funny.
it is sep 1st so basically happy halloween
A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species
Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you
Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis
Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you
Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you
Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff
Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women
Calvin and Hobbes: the college years
Y’know, I scrolled past this and thought to myself, “yeah, this is pretty cute, but I’m not gonna reblog it.”
Until I saw that last gif.
I don’t know how to not enjoy this picture.
OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
WHO WAS LIKE “HEY…. I HAVE THIS GREAT IDEA FOR A STOCK IMAGE….—”
the moment I fell in love with Twelve
Chris Pratt is literally a huge dorkball that just so happened to get paid to get fit and I literally would adore him in any shape he takes.
He makes me laugh. What a rad guy!
NO IM SORRY I AM REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN, BECAUSE SERIOUSLY I JUST WANT TO TAKE A MINUTE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT MISHA HAD BEEN TORTURED BY J2 MERCILESSLY THAT ENTIRE DAY BUT HIS GRAND MASTERPLAN TO GET BACK AT THEM WAS PAPER AIRPLANE BOMB. I HONESTLY THINK HE MIGHT BE THE MOST PRECIOUS HUMAN IN THE WORLD. WE NEED TO PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS.
i thought these things only happened on tumblr